Funny Quotes

We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolling Stones, who in those days still had many of their original teeth.   -Dave Barry

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. -Benjamin Spock

Life is hard....and then you die.  -Dad

Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself. -Mark Twain

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. -Bill Cosby
 California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange. -Fred Allen

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. -Lily Tomlin